Now that my assistant has started to show, she has had the joy of buying actual maternity clothes. She would, of course, purchase the only pair of polyester maternity pants on the market. And they have the added benefit of being white, polyester maternity pants.
Assistant (wearing white polyester pants and lime green sweater) : I feel like I’m dressed for spring.
Coworker: Why didn’t you buy black maternity pants
Assistant: Well, I didn’t want to be all Goth!
