My assistant has a name for her baby: Emmanuel. He is always referred to in the first person, such as “Emmanuel is kicking me” or “Emmanuel kept me up all night”.
The other day, we got an email, asking what everyone wanted for lunch. It went back and forth, everyone putting in their choice or making jokes, saying they wanted pizza and beer, or lobster. Her reply?
Assistant: I’m good with it just being food. Just as long as we eat by noon. Emmanuel gets hungry between 11:30 & 12:00.
